nintendoggy:

how to identify a stoner: “do you smoke” “smoke what”

(via housesofthegoldie)

officiallyfresh:

journey-to-nirvana:

quietcharms:

whoa! i totally did a double-take

wut omG


Fucking dope

officiallyfresh:

journey-to-nirvana:

quietcharms:

whoa! i totally did a double-take

wut omG

Fucking dope

(via ahhshleymarie)

greetings:

when someone tries to kiss u but their breath stinks

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sexponents:

lsiri045:

the4elemelons:


We should fear this guy


Just watched the YouTube video of these guys … I am so insanely jealous and in awe of these people’s experiences with the cliff slide.

Can someone message me the link To this video

sexponents:

lsiri045:

the4elemelons:

We should fear this guy

Just watched the YouTube video of these guys … I am so insanely jealous and in awe of these people’s experiences with the cliff slide.

Can someone message me the link To this video

(Source: srsfunny, via kingcatholic)

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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paris666hilton:

THIS IS ART

(via viancaevaristo)

squarlo:

givemeinternet:

5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser

i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster

squarlo:

givemeinternet:

5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser

i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

"If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go"

Matthew Gray Gubler  (via legallyyourss)

(Source: letlovefindyou33, via housesofthegoldie)

uncontrollably-infatuated:

I was watching penguins of Madagascar when

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that is terrifying. I wanted to make it my wallpaper on my phone then I realized I have a penguin cover and it looks likE MY PHONE’S FACE 

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why iS this so Funny to mE 

(via bitcoyn)

"You made me hate myself alot"

— 5/2/14 Six word story  (via hefuckin)

(Source: overratedsuicide, via surfing-sailors)

huffingtonpost:

This Man With Severe Cerebral Palsy Created Mind-Blowing Art Using Just A Typewriter

Last year, 22-time Emmy award-winning reporter John Stofflet posted this news video he created for KING-TV in 2004, featuring Paul Smith and his artistic talents.

See the full video to see more of Smith’s artworks and to learn more about his inspiring story go here. 

(via naturallydope)

smalldonghaver:

faygo-fuckyourself:

pSA DONT FUCK WITH OUIJA BOARDS

DONT PLAY ONE MAN HIDE AND SEEK

DONT PLAY SHADOW MAN

DONT FUCK WITH ANYTHING THAT INVITES SPIRITS INTO YOUR HOME

lol sike catch me playing 2k14 with George Washington and Cleopatra while u afraid to touch some wood

(via hentaisavedmylife)

cumsockmonkey:

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless

cumsockmonkey:

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless

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